My ROK makes me HAPPY…
“My ROK makes me happy” - ok you might be thinking, what does that mean? Let me share briefly.
Over the last few weeks I’ve been approached by complete strangers (men, women, and even 3 detectives wielding coffees), and asked out of the blue “do I like it?”
My response is a resounding “YES”, often embellished with “in fact this is my second!”
It’s powerful, like REALLY powerful.
It’s stylish, ok I except beauty might be in the eye of the beholder, however the enquiry rate confirms others also see it.
It’s comfortable and safe, in any conditions.
It’s also versatile.
Now I know we’re all guilty of loyalty when it comes to brands and your ownership of said utility commodities, however I sense seductive endorphins at play that are beyond that of a one-night stand when it comes to my ROK.
Yes of course I accept the movie ‘Hector and the Search for Happiness’ might be appealing from a midlife crisis perspective, or the pain experienced by Ricky Gervais in the Netflix Series ‘After Life’ having relevance and meaning to us all at some point in life.
However, happiness is often right in front of you, YES in front of you.
Now if you’re yet to find happiness, citizens of the world, I’m telling you – look no further.
I confess I’m in love with the girl of my dreams! The other girl, in my life that is...
My beautiful AMAROK (aka my ROK)!
PS… My wife willing accepts this lustful obsession, and consents to this extra marital affair. Because she agrees (thank goodness) that everyone should be able to enjoy the support of their ROK.
Ok, but in my case WHY? Well you guessed it, because I’m flocking special.
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